My Life (so far!)
Born - 18th November 2020
I am technically a Scorpio, though in reality I am very much a dog and my tail just wags when happy. I did go through a phase of trying to sting people with it when I was angry, but they just looked at me very oddly!
Regarding my birthday, it is the same day as Lassie! Okay, that's not true. I in fact share a birthday with the comedy actor, Owen Wilson... I am sure he must feel so privileged to have the same birthday as me.
I also have 2 brothers and 3 sisters, but we do not stay in touch as we are obviously not any good at emailing, writing postcards or phoning one another (as we are dogs after all!)
February 2021
I saw my first squirrel today, I simply don’t get them. I mean a small furry creature with a ridiculously bushy tail that climbs trees and is addicted to nuts. Every day they run through my garden for a game of chase, I never win, but it is a fun game!
March 2021
It occurs to me I am being short-changed on my birthdays, as according to the American Veterinary Medical Association, in dog years I am now 6 years old, but I am yet to celebrate a single birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!
Late March 2021
Got my first leash today, an iEnergy GEM Training and Outdoor Dog Leash. It has proven very handy indeed. Though at first there was a misunderstanding and I thought it was for me to drag my humans around on walks! But once that misconception got cleared up, they quickly taught me how it allowed me the freedom to go outside for walks, in a safe and responsible way.
Early April 2021
Was told my first ever joke, by my friend Rupert ‘Ice-bone’ the Husky:
Joke: What breed of dog can jump higher than a building? Answer: All breeds can, since buildings cannot jump!
….……….. I don’t get it??????
Mid April 2021
My human mother, Gemma, took on the task of cleaning my teeth for the first time. Surprisingly, on her third attempt, she succeeded, displaying unexpected strength. It led me to wonder if she might have been a professional wrestler in a former life. In the end, she expertly pinned me down and wielded the toothbrush with ninja-like precision to clean my teeth. Now, my mouth tastes incredibly minty, and I'm filled with newfound confidence in my fresh breath! I must admit, though, I much prefer using the iEnergy DAV Dental Chew Toy for a hassle-free dental routine.
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